WISHES HE COULD . . .
Be a better handyman. I tried putting new hinges on a door, and I didn’t line them up correctly. But I like wearing the belt with the hammer and tape measure, pretending I’m a pro.
I love Italy. I cried in Portofino because the food was so good. I had a pesto pasta, and it felt like I had never eaten food before.
MAKES HIM CRINGE
Chicken liver! I’ll never eat it. Just the idea of an animal’s liver-and putting that in my mouth-doesn’t appeal to me.
Always Barbara Eden. I used to watch I Dream of Jeannie after school. I was fascinated by her in that outfit, and I wanted to live in that bottle with her.
I’m not too bad at playing chess. I’ll play with the chess hustlers in New York. There was one Russian grand master I beat once in a chess shop.